Welcome to the severely trivial archives of apprentice language modeller and part-time mushroom peeler Thomas Niesler (me). I hope you have as much fun wasting your time reading them as I had wasting my time creating them.

Live long and prosper.

trn, September 1995, February 1996, April-November 1997, Then-Some 1998.

Have you been insulted yet today ?

• No.
• No.

Facio-muscular toning episodes

• Good humour, bad ads.
• Australopithecus spiff-arino.
• The bronze rat.
• The chicken.
• Church announcements.
• Proper care of diskettes.
• The frog.
• Large game hunting.
• Genesis.
• Graduate check-list.
• Insurance claim form quotes.
• Translation of a Latin carol.
• German motoring terms.
• Glossary of software terms.
• Canonical list of assembler opcodes.
• The Jean-Paul Sartre cookbook.
• Shoot your foot.
• Vowels for Bosnia.